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Tuesday, 15 January 2008, 7:04 pm

You're da man!
Hoo-ray Fang Yee and Dillon!They were the highlights of this morning.

As sports classes have morning trainings on Tuesday and Thursday,we will miss the mainstream assembly and hence,conduct our own assembly after training in the hall.Sec 3 and 4 class chairmen will alternatively conduct assembly on the two days.

*Picture Mr.Botak Goh at the side of the hall,sitting on a table,waiting for us to arrive*

*Everyone has settled down,arranged ourselves in register number*

*Goh walks towards us*

Goh:Who is suppose to conduct assembly today? *we got mixed up today*
Fangyee(my class chairman):Huh,not sec 3s meh?
Goh:You say sec 3s,they say sec 4s,so is who?And Fang yee,what are you suppose to do?
Fangyee:Ya,I've taken attendance.Yeong Wooi and Jie Wei not here.
Goh:Why are you only telling me now?
Fangyee:I was going to tell you when you walked here,but you began talking about what who is suppose to do assembly.
Goh:So you were waiting for me to walk over...
Fangyee:Ya,but you want to talk so I let you talk first.
Goh:Stop arguing,Fangyee
Fangyee:I am not arguing.
Goh:You better watch your attitude.
Fangyee:Ok,I'm sorry.
Goh:Don't say sorry unless you really mean it
Fangyee:Ok,I'm sorry,I really am.

*Goh pacing up and down playin with scissors in his hand*
Goh:Kong Tat(Sec 3),why do I have a scissors in my hand?
*Silence* *Goh reitterates*
Kong Tat:Er,I dunnoe...
Goh:What dunnoe.Think lah,think.
Kong Tat:....hair.
Goh:Hair ah...Yongcai(my class),what do you think my scissors is for?
Yong Cai:......To cut whatever you want?
Goh:Cut whatever I want.Cut what?
Yong Cai:...Hair?
Goh:Why do you all think I want to cut your hair...Why can't I cut paper...
Dillon:Then cut paper lah.You want to cut paper?*points to the banner infront on the stage*Go cut the paper there lah,go cut go cut.
*Goh Silence*
Goh:But why is hair the first thing that comes to your mind?
Dillon:Then go cut the paper lah.Don't cut our hair ah.
Goh:I am asking a question.
Dillon:I'm also asking a question...
Goh:That's not the way to ask a question.
Dillon:You want to cut paper,then go cut lah
Goh:...You better watch your tone.

*Everyone was am-chio-ing!*

Everyone was so wu nai and fed up with Kee Yong...Kee Yong is sucha Bastard.Only dare to kao peh students.Infront of parents,become suo tou wu gui...He has no rights to cut our hair.

Suay with me,Suay with me...

I had Third Language today.Before I left my house,there was a slight drizzle.When I got on the bus,it began to rain torrentially.

And I was thinking to myself,wah heng I got bring....OMG!Where's my umbrella!

*Panic!*I was hoping that Marcus was at the MOELC and that he could come out and shelter me in.

So I called,and he was in the same boat as me...haha...He was stuck in school.So we agreed that he shall wait in school while I wait at the MOELC busstop for the rain to stop.

When the bus reached the MOELC.WTF?!The stupid driver stopped like 15metres away from the busstop shelter...

I didn't bother getting down.I took all the way to interchange,and wait,and wait,and wait...

Maybe it was providence that it rained,and I got to met Alicia at the Interchange with her friends lol so qiao.I must be pretty popular in her school LOL Her friend was "Oh,he's Kenneth?"

Anyways,when Marcus and I were in class already,late obviously,Frau Tan was asking for homework.And OMG I HAD TOTALLY NO YING XIANG OF THE PIECE OF WORKSHEET THAT SHE GAVE LAST WEEK AND I WAS IN CLASS!Luckily she was magnanimous enough to fang guo wo.

Marcus Mom is uber cool!Marcus offered me a lift home,thanks dude!And in the car,I was telling Marcus about the morning assembly incident.Then suddenly his mom commented about the Gohs too.She said "That Kee Yong ah,I HATE him ah..." HAHAHAHAHA and she went on rambling about him.Niiiice...